Copyright 2000, Tim Gadzinski and Charlie Cheney

I WANNA GO TO IKEA

Broken glass, on the floor
Wish we weren't shouting anymore
Another tear, another pout
Remind me what we're mad about

I wanna go to IKEA
I want a new CD rack
I wanna live like the Swedish
With something lacquered and black
I wanna go to IKEA
I want to sponge paint the walls
I want to strengthen our feng shui
With a zen waterfall
And panneled screens...

Flowers sans flowerpot
You're mental but damn you're hot
You like drama, I like gin
Sure would be keen to begin again

I wanna go to IKEA
I want a new Oddvar stool
I wanna live like I'm neutral
Without reducing my cool
I wanna go to IKEA
I want to redefine self
While reducing our clutter
With a slick Värde shelf
And slugis box...

Ideas for better living
Ideas for better living
Ideas for better living...

I wanna go to IKEA
I want a teak cabinet
I want to live a life more modular
With no financing threat
I wanna go to IKEA
I want to consolidate
And make everything better with inexpensive plates
And nicer stuff...

I wanna go to IKEA
I wanna go to IKEA
I wanna go to IKEA
I wanna go to IKEA

Lyrics by Tim Gadzinski and Charlie Cheney, ©2001
Music by Charlie Cheney