V1:
At the store yesterday, I had so much to say, that I bought a new mouth
Its never been used, it's brand spanking new, it'll never wear it out
It came with some teeth, and they store underneath, but I've got thirty two
And all of those dentures, we found at Great Adventure, means I can give them to you

Chorus:
Now I can talk
Even when no one listens
Now I can talk
Even when no one hears
I love my new mouth
My lips always glisten
Due to carmex injectors
In the front and the rear

V2:
Now I'm using two phones, in mellifluous tones, using only one throat
It's genius to me, I nearly bought three, (you know) a spare for my coat
The tongue is insane, it can even feel pain, if you bite on it hard
But at night I don't use it, so I remove it, so it doesn't get scarred

Bridge:
Lifetime mouthwash and tastebud replacement
The license transfers since I bought through an agent

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©2007, Charlie Cheney