I've got double barrels in the grille
Rubber flaps so the gas won't spill
Twenty-seven vials of pills
Let's roll

I've got a spare tire filled with air
Vaseline just to smooth my hair
If we need one I've packed a pair
Let's roll

Man we're stacked to the gills
Who needs room when we've got frills?

We've got thirty-nine books on tape (sure you counted right man?)
And man this narrator's really great
Do you like dried apricots and dates?
Let's roll

I've got a map from AAA
Five jelly donuts each per day
Hey man, it's the American Way!
Let's roll

I can't wait to get to Mars with this car
Reel-to-reel in the trunk plays Billy Squire
And Van Halen One!

I've got double barrels in the grille
Rubber flaps so the gas won't spill
And all my twenty-seven vials of pills
Let's roll

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©2007 Charlie Cheney